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Greetings my shambling shuffling friends!

This movie is a like it or hate it movie, and because I enjoyed seeing things I have never seen in another zombie film, that made me LIKE IT.

I am talking about ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN (with a name like that I had to watch it). Directed by Steve O'Brien and Warren Speed (Europe's leading male burlesque performer), courtesy of Growling Clown Entertainment, and 24:25 films. Starring Johnny Hellfire (Seymour Leon Mace), Pervo the Clown (Warren Speed), Zeus the midget strongman (Peter Bonner) and Skye Brannigan (Victoria Hopkins). .

The story starts with a burlesque show, and continues into the night with raunchy sex with fans, that involves naked women in gas masks, and Pervo needing rainboots while doing his thing with 6 women.

The next day they go to a studio to tape an interview with the villan Tycho Zander (Christian Steel) which is on private property that also is a secret cult compound doing drug experiments on all the scantily clad hotties in red wigs wearing white garters and bras. (far fetched but great visuals!)

During the taping the scantily clad babes drink some chemical laced kool-aid, and start tearing their bras off and bleeding from the eyes, mouths, nipples and vaginas. (The tag line "It Really Was the Wrong Time of the Month" is not just a nifty catch phrase), so now there are dozens of topless bleeding zombie babes facing off against the motley crew of a burlesque troop.

This film is full of countless gags and jokes thrown in at the right time, like playing with vicious zombie babe boobs, masturbation, butt cheek nipple tassels, bi-curious jokes, gorey gags, and zombie rape.

But some of the movie kind of threw me off, like the horny whore mother, who was chained in the basement, and enjoyed watching a video of her son having sex with a zombie (zombie rape).

With this review I am gonna introduce my G.R.E.A.T. zombie movie grading scale.

G-ore: Some good gorey scenes, including a chainsaw accident,....6.50

R-ealism: super far fetched although I smiled most way through the film...3.50

E-ntertainment: I was not bored, made me laughed out loud, lots of titties...7.0

A-cting: some was better than others...6.50

T-hrills: I did not get scared or jump any, but did get excited from the titties....6.0

The combined G.R.E.A.T. score averages out to a 5.90 out of 10.Which is standard fair for a decent indie flick, especially one filmed and put together in a 6 month period.

I would definatley watch this movie twice, even if it was just to see all the running bloody boobies again.

You can rent this movie at your local video rental, or buy it from Amazon.com.

Before I finish this review, I want to pose a couple of questions for you.

How much poo, can a midget poo, if a midget poo's in the woods?

or

If a midget poops in the woods and there is no one living around, does it still smell?

You will have to watch ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN to find out.

Thanks for reading, and until my next post, I will be shuffling along with the lost.

Jimmy Blue Eyes

jbe.zombieblog@yahoo.com