The Walking Dead Fan Club

Happy Thanksgiving to you all!!!!! from all of us here at TWDFC!!!! May you gorge on food as zombies on the flesh of the weak and fat!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!   turkeys will be barricading themselves inside supermarkets and fending off waves of humans with shovels...

ha ha that would be an awesome cartoon to see

bill carson at November 25, 2010 at 8:19 AM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!   turkeys will be barricading themselves inside supermarkets and fending off waves of humans with shovels...

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you zombie fans and good luck with the up coming Holiday shopping season where the consumers do become zombies (hell more scarier then Halloween).   Thanks Carson for the morning laugh!!

Yes happy turkey day to all!

nothin but food an ancient aliens today

and taking huge dumps....at lesat thats what I am going to do....drop a duece that would choke a cow

redhollywood at November 25, 2010 at 1:42 PM

and taking huge dumps....at lesat thats what I am going to do....drop a duece that would choke a cow

dood i still havent dumped, i was gonna drink mad beer but i didnt have enough cigs to start drinkin haha

you don't need cigs to start drinking....pour a shot and trhow that shit back

dood you have no idea, i need cigs to like whipe my ass, if i opened up a beer id need a fresh pack, just seeing that beer can made me need to smoke

smoke some cigars...get classy

do i seem like a classy person to you? im trashy

here is the collection of posts that i put on my facebook page for turkey day....hope you all like.....

post 1

put the turkey in the sink, and turned on the cold water to thaw turkey, then was cleaning the bathroom when the bathroom sink clogged, unclooged it and noticed a noise in the kitchen...the kitchen sink with the turkey had overflowed across the counters, & 1/2 the kitchen floor...needed to mop kitchen anyways, so the presoak is ok i guess...sigh

post 2

caught the turkey crawling across the counter now that it is half thawed...beat it with the broom handle, but felt bad since i did just try to drowned it, so i attempted cpr, and after a few attempts at blowing into the turkeys hole, i realized that it was not the turkeys neck hole i was breathing in, the turkey stood up and slapped me!

post 3

Maybe i am half drunk from last nights MISFITS concert still, but it appears a small army of headless and featherless Zombie Turkey's have collected at my front and back doors...i have the doors locked and double checked the turkey in the oven to make sure he was cooking, but.......wait...OMG one of the zombie turkeys just started a chainsaw! These poultrygeist are not playing around...time to load my guns!...

post 4

the zombie turkey with a chainsaw was just a distraction, poultrygeist broke into the game room window where my kids were, and tied them up, they were pouring butter on my kids and feeding them spoonfuls of raw stuffing. DONT THEY KNOW PUTTING STUFFING IN A KID CAN CAUSE ILLNESS FROM UNDER COOKING!     A few shotgun blasts later and there were zombie turkey bits all over the lawn, my dog and cat have never been happier!

post 5

This post dedicated to all the zombie turkeys that met their second death today during the THANKSGIVING DAY ZOMBIE  TURKEY REBELLION of 2010.....LEST WE FORGET.