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Chocolate Zombie Bunny

Nothing quite says Easter like the Easter Bunny! Hopping around, bringing his candy filled eggs to the masses! Often though some forget that there is a far more sinister meaning for Easter. Easter is a holiday meant to celebrate the time one of the first zombies was able to come back from the dead and release a plague upon the Earth trying to cause others to eat and drink of his life so that they too would return from the dead. Yes Easter is when people celebrate the first zombie, Jesus Christ. Think Geek decided to take the combination of this scary zombie and mix it with the heartfelt, ever loving Easter Bunny in this delicious treat! Well it would be delicious if you enjoy white chocolate. Sadly I don’t or I’d have one of these bad boys on order yesterday!

Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are… screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It’s a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn’t going to stop his murderous rampage. This is no ordinary rabbit! It’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! He’s not going to nibble your bum; he’s going to tear you limb from limb with his nasty, pointy teeth.

It’s a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. All you need to do is sneak up on him (easier said than done, we’ve lost several warehouse monkeys to rabbit attacks) and once you’ve nabbed him, take him out quickly. Use your teeth, brave Knight! Grasp the rabbit firmly in your hands, shove his head in your mouth, and behead him with a single chomp.

The cleverest amongst you may notice this item was one of our gag products for April Fools. Problem is the gaggle of regular chocolate bunnies usually available for mid-morning snacks at the ThinkGeek office somehow became infected with a deadly T-Virus. Rather than allowing these delicious infected rabbits to rampage and attack the ThinkGeek staff we decided to ship them to your house… thus turning April Fools into reality. Please enjoy.

I used to be lost in the shuffle...now I shuffle along with the lost.

April 14, 2011 at 8:56 PM

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