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Monoxide
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Zombie Haikus, some of you guys may remember this from the image forums, thought it would be fun for us to start another one. LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!


Rip, tear, gnash, and gnaw

Leg's maimed, resort to a crawl

Brain; insane, flesh; raw

 




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April 26, 2011 at 10:26 AM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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very nice dude....

shuffle, shuffle, moan

nightmare is coming for you

sweet sweet flesh taste good

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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 26, 2011 at 10:37 AM Flag Quote & Reply

SIEKONE
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Good call , I do remmeber these.

For those that don't know,

The pattern for haiku is the following: Line 1: 5 syllables. Line 2: 7 syllables. Line 3: 5 syllables.


Dead rise from beneath

feel there decay at my feet

smell that smell dead meat


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April 26, 2011 at 10:39 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Monoxide
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Stop crying, STOP IT

Lie to me, tell me its fine

They are close....tell me

 

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April 26, 2011 at 10:52 AM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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stench fills my nostrils

taste of vomit fills my throat

lingering death comes

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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 26, 2011 at 11:16 AM Flag Quote & Reply

iWesley
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damn later imma think of some, im too shot right now

April 26, 2011 at 1:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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do some drinking that will help
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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 26, 2011 at 1:35 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Monoxide
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Posts: 846

You are desire

I must consume your essence

Relinquish your mind

 

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April 26, 2011 at 1:41 PM Flag Quote & Reply

iWesley
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redhollywood at April 26, 2011 at 1:35 PM

do some drinking that will help

this is wat i plan on doing tonight. this is wat ended up happening to my friend last night, thats me in the cammo hat


April 26, 2011 at 1:44 PM Flag Quote & Reply

smellykelly
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Putrid corpses walk

maggot filled orifices

reanimated

April 26, 2011 at 3:05 PM Flag Quote & Reply

smellykelly
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wait. I like it better like this-

reanimated

maggot filled orifices

putrid corpses walk

 

April 26, 2011 at 3:16 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Monoxide
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Posts: 846

NICE!!

Please, someone answer!

Moans muffle my weakened voice.

Must it end this way?

 


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April 26, 2011 at 3:38 PM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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so we should get a lot of these pick the best ones get someone to do some illustrations with it and publish this shit...just saying

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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 26, 2011 at 7:17 PM Flag Quote & Reply

iWesley
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redhollywood at April 26, 2011 at 7:17 PM

so we should get a lot of these pick the best ones get someone to do some illustrations with it and publish this shit...just saying

i call not doing it

April 27, 2011 at 1:42 AM Flag Quote & Reply

SIEKONE
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lol, now kids you need to support each others endeavors and hold each others hands along the way.

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April 27, 2011 at 2:19 AM Flag Quote & Reply

SIEKONE
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the rancid flesh smells

diseased like death itself black

will i escape this 

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April 27, 2011 at 2:22 AM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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Try to shoot your heart

you keep coming right for me

gun shot to the head


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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 27, 2011 at 8:12 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Monoxide
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Listen to the moans

Lifeless beings need our flesh

Souls trapped, no remorse

 

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April 27, 2011 at 8:15 AM Flag Quote & Reply

redhollywood
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Board up the windows

Load my shotgun with bullets

Win or die trying

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I am the bee's knees. I vomit greatness and shit glory. Jesus got nothing on me.

April 28, 2011 at 8:57 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Monoxide
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Posts: 846

Undeath lingers here

Moans and groans, horrorful tunes

The rot brings more flies

 

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May 17, 2011 at 4:48 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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