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I found this article entertaining
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-- Starve your fear, feed your life. You'll find that you might be completely different all together. And then you'll decide which one you like better.
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That came out a while ago. Very funny stuff. They're ready for WWZ! | |
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Cool stuff | |
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sweet tits! | |
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The ending was my favorite
Evans City, PA Police Chief Gino Fulci said zombie preparedness comes down to training on the local level. "Children need to be taught from preschool that they might have to put a bullet between the eyes of their own undead mother," Fulci said. "'Destroy The Brain' banners should be hung above the entrances of schools, churches, and town halls everywhere." Cornelius recommends that Pittsburgh residents prepare a "go-bag" containing a Glock 17 pistol and 50 rounds of ammunition. If leaving the house is not an option, Cornelius advises residents to barricade all first-story doors and windows, and have at least one method of suicide prepared, should zombies successfully breach the home | |
-- Starve your fear, feed your life. You'll find that you might be completely different all together. And then you'll decide which one you like better.
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