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JuGGaLo-NiNJA
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I found this article entertaining :D

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676

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Starve your fear, feed your life. You'll find that you might be completely different all together.

And then you'll decide which one you like better.

 


August 11, 2009 at 8:12 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Rick's Stump
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That came out a while ago. Very funny stuff. They're ready for WWZ! :lol:

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August 11, 2009 at 9:27 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Bonitis_Victim
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Cool stuff

August 11, 2009 at 10:56 PM Flag Quote & Reply

SIEKONE
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sweet tits!

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August 12, 2009 at 12:57 AM Flag Quote & Reply

JuGGaLo-NiNJA
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The ending was my favorite :D

 

Evans City, PA Police Chief Gino Fulci said zombie preparedness comes down to training on the local level.

"Children need to be taught from preschool that they might have to put a bullet between the eyes of their own undead mother," Fulci said. "'Destroy The Brain' banners should be hung above the entrances of schools, churches, and town halls everywhere."

Cornelius recommends that Pittsburgh residents prepare a "go-bag" containing a Glock 17 pistol and 50 rounds of ammunition. If leaving the house is not an option, Cornelius advises residents to barricade all first-story doors and windows, and have at least one method of suicide prepared, should zombies successfully breach the home

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Starve your fear, feed your life. You'll find that you might be completely different all together.

And then you'll decide which one you like better.

 


August 12, 2009 at 1:08 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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